500 Things list

The 500 Things list is a list found on the Internet in the Season Three episode 500 Things to Do This Summer. Its official title is "500 things to do this summer. It was found by an unspecified cameraman in its titular episode, when Audrey and Marilyn expressed summertime boredom. Throughout the remainder of the third season, the two of them—sometimes including other people—continue checking off list items.

Items
•Number 7: learn to grill burgers

•Number 24: go to a flea market

•Number 50: do a coal walk

•Number 69: have a makeout session lasting longer than five minutes

•Number 68: have an orgy

•Number 73: do a photoshoot on the roof

•Number 203: record a music video

•Number 203b: Post said video on YouTube

•Number 217: make a prank call

•Number 242: plan a dinner party

•Number 242b: have the dinner party •Number 242c: get drunk at the dinner party •Number 242d: get laid at a dinner party

•Number 247: paint a mural

•Number 372: make lemonade

•Number 373: bake a cake

•Number 420: smoke an ounce of marjuna [sic]

•Number 423: eat a whole can of whipped cream

•Number 491: an unknown item that Audrey and Marilyn have apparently decided to blow off, as of Permit Test.

Blown-off items
Audrey and Marilyn decide to leave some items for later, or not to do them at all.

•Number 50: do a coal walk. They decide not to do this one.

•Number 68: have an orgy. Marilyn and Audrey set this aside for later, mostly because they don't know who they would have an orgy with.